FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I am midnight drunk by noon
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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