Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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