I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
this beer tastes like vomit already
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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