she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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