but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
