he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Randomize
