Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
not ubering you a puppy
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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