Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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