Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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