there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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