The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
your thong is hanging out like whoa
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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