were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i dont even know how to be here
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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