i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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