I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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