are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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