Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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