I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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