If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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