party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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