I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
