Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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