the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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