some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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