How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
the day after is always just damage control
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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