I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Randomize
