i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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