It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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