i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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