Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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