Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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