We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Randomize
