What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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