I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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