i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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