talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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