um... this is possible, it's how i get rid of morning wood in the shower. I dunno why you all think it's impossible. Female health teacher tried telling us the same thing in highschool.
And did you piss a lot? Like over-flow it? IDK how she wouldnt know... a pissload is bigger than a nut-load.
" urine is (or should be) sterile...so really, there aren't any sort of health concerns for the girl.
May 24, 2009 12:11AM"
You're fucking stupid. Your own urine is sterile to YOU. Not someone else, douchebag.
this is better than twitter and facebook ever thought of being. and i have got to say; i'm thinking having this done to me might make me even hornier. straight up (:D
i can not believe I just spent minutes of my life reading a discussion about being in a girl.....and i loved every second of it.
What guy hasn't wokin up with morning wood and had to position yourself in that ass out awkward angle to hit the toilet? I'm pretty sure they even made fun of this in 40 year old virgin....myth busted!
1205 don't talk you can piss with a boner are you a dude or a dumbass girl and this is just funny stop putting down long messages just say if it's funny our not
I dont care if its possible or not, this text is fucking funny.
Plus she would notice, i know i sure as hell would! Unless she was fucked off her tits also.
#1 (no pun intended) it is possible, #2 urine is sterile and cannot harm the female. If anything, if she'd had any ph imbalance, the urine would correct it. All facts aside. It is not something I'd want done to me, even IF he'd asked permission.
WOW.. the discussion will go on and on about whether it is physically possible or not and the debate is really stupid.
First of all, if you are a female you have no say in it.
Secondly, just because you can piss while hard doesn't mean you can necessarily piss while having sex.
But third, and most importantly, guys have already said they can and have already done so.
SO WTF ARE YOU DEBATING ABOUT?
Um... urine is sterile more than 3 times drinking it. I think you're thinking about blood transfusions using another blood type, which should only occur once or twice before poisoning starts.
*Exasperated tone* Can't you just hold in your pee until you're DONE? Or go beforehand? Probably a much pleasanter experience for all concerned. And 3:02. My God. You and your friends pissed all over a girl? I mean, yeah, sometimes the way to a woman's heart is through your penis (apparently); that doesn't include your urine. What a peculiar individual you are..
"My CARE teacher explained to us that the penis does one thing at a time. you can NOT have sex and pee. It's impossible. look it up."
Yeah you don't cum the whole time you're having sex. look it up or better yet try it out.
May 25, 2009 4:23PM got it right.
actually that almost impossible because in males cant pee while having sex (they can pee while hard but not if your penis is being stimulated) ... i just learned that in my human sexuality class
You are all so ignorant! It is impossible to urinate into a female during sexual intercourse. The males prostate gland swells and gets bigger once the penis is erect and this makes it difficult to pee. Of course small traces of urine and semen are passed through sex but to fully urinate into a woman during sex is not anatomically possible. Sorry kids.
Umm y is everyone saying this is impossible? instead of him cumming he just peed, the male urethra is for both purposes, why is it hard to believe this happened?
haha I did this before to my girlfriend. Twice. The first time I pissed in her it came flooding out after like a few secs later, and I claimed that she peed on me and got mad. The second time I did it I claimed it didn't happen and that it was cum. I was fucking wasted both times, and was to drunk to cum, but not to drunk to fuck. Though maybe I should have been.
You are such a clown. You REALLY think urine is sterile to other people?
So...if you say...pissed on a open wound, you don't think that'd cause any problems?
How about just taking a shit on an open wound. That alright to? Just trying to figure exactly how stupid you really are.
May 25, 2009 12:37AM
Urine is sterile. To anyone. Fucking google that shit. Just like how people pee on jelly fish stings all the time. Do you think they'd be peeing on themselves? no, some one else does.
we GET it that a man can piss while hes hard damnit, i'm talkin about the poor girl who got pissed in. u know it can cause HORRIBLE infections if you have butt sex and then put it right back into the vagina, pee should not be put into someone else. and on top of everything how fuckin disrespectful.
Bear grylls can probably do cock pushups with a 2 magician's assistants and a fat chick on his back. I think Bear can turn urine into wine. He's not Jesus but he's pretty fucking close. I suspect jesus is jealous though. I wonder who would win in a fight him or Chuck Norris? Chicken or the egg?
In order to keep urination and ejaculation separate, a smooth muscle sphincter at the junction of the bladder and the urethra closes during sexual excitement prior to ejaculation. This not only prevents urination during ejaculation, but prevents the entry of semen into the bladder.
ok lets say it IS possible.... not too many people are talking about the risks for the female!! that can NOT be good for the inside of a woman to have pee.. let alone someone else's pee in them. health concerns or what?!
I was drunk and high and my seal had not broken because I did not pee before we had sex. After a couple minutes of making love I could not resist the urge of going to the bathroom, so I peed in my gf. She thought it was her cum so I made her wash my parent's sheets. Sorry Phoenix for my disgrace on this wonderful blue skied city.
In order to piss while hard, you need to have strong PC muscles. These muscles also control the ability to flex the penis, which I can do as well.
-5:01
hate to say it, but at least urine is sterile... not exactly clean, but no bacteria or anything, so it's not like she'll get sick unless he already has a raging UTI. or chlamydia.
You can pee easily with a boner with strong PC muscles (I can do it easily.) According to wikipedia, urine is virtually sterile unless there's a bladder infection. Although, the pH of urine is 7 (normal), while the vagina is 3.8 to 4.5 (acidic), so theoretically the change in pH can facilitate a problem, but not a serious one.
Srsly do the op's think we're stupid? Once you're aroused and your testes start simulating cum the tube attached to your bladder gets blocked so Bo chance in hell you're going to pee until you're erection goes down and you're not aroused anore
Wow! every single one of us has no life for reading this far down!
And sure, it might seem gross, but you should all hold back your opinions until you TRY, right? You can't say you don't like something unless you've tried it.
SO GO PISS!
it is extremely possible. and safe. hell i have stood around a girl with a couple of buddies and we pissed all over her. she was a nasty whore and we were on drugs that should never have been invented. but i was hard as a fucking rock....for a very long time. and after a 12 pack i pissed like a camel. we all did. it was a great time and i am pretty sure she didnt die. dumbasses
1) Urine is sterile. To everyone.
2) It is impossible to urinate and ejaculate at the same time (barring a major malfunction). This in no way, shape, or form means urination is impossible while having sex.
3) To anyone that suggests anything otherwise: hxxp://tr.im/mmvS
May 26, 2009 9:02PM, May 26, 2009 8:37AM, and May 25, 2009 9:18PM got it right.
people need to actually go to college to learn and use their brains for something other than thinking of stupid shit to do.
ya its possible, really hard to aim when u have a baseball bat-like object to aim with
and also,
she could very well get a vaginal infection from being pissed in xD
sound weird to say that but its true
*the things i research when bored* :/
People have it wrong, it's not "you can't have sex and pee at the same time" it's "you can't cum and pee at the same time." You can pee with a boner and you can pee mid-sex, just not at the end.
the text doesnt say he peed while getting off, just that he peed while they were having sex
and any guy that says its impossible to pee while having a boner is retarded, it totally is, why wouldnt it be possible? and just like everyone else has said, it is difficult
Ok seriously people, taking a piss while hard is not impossible. I do it all the time but it takes more aim than usual. I mean those are the first two things I expirience in the morning so they have to jive somehow. And no I'm not lying so don't say it's impossible because it's not.
it IS possible. I am a guy, and I have peed in my girlfriend many times. Her and I discussed that it was something that we wanted to try and agreed we would try it. It takes some time and patience, but it is possible, and we have been doing it for a long time, no health concerns. Anybody that says this is not possible, I defy you to try it, or even better yet leave a way for someone to contact you and I will be happy to explain more in depth how it is possible.
she wanted it. there are girls out there like like strange things. im not up for alot of them. but i was fucked up and agreed. and honestly. this one was really funn. she was a straight freak. and somehow it was great. i suggest you all try it
9:18 is right.
urine is made sterile. The outer genitalia is what results in there being bacteria. circumsized males have virtually no bacteria in their urine(except in the presence of a UTI) because it goes right out and does not touch anything.
Urine has actually been used as an antiseptic for wounds for centuries. Although we don't use it much anymore, there are people who still go hiking and camping for long periods of time who use it when they have nothing else.
Yep^
I've had to take a break DURING sex to piss but if you are close to the point of cumming you wont piss. I reckon the OP had lost his wood and needed some juice to pretend he'd finished up.
Pissing with a boner is a real chore. In your own bathroom you have to stand funny to make sure your aim is ok. Another option is lying down on your bed and pissing into a bottle. Make sure the opening is wide enough to avoid drips tho! ;)
" urine is (or should be) sterile...so really, there aren't any sort of health concerns for the girl.
May 24, 2009 12:11AM"
only infants, before on food, have sterile pee
It's possible, any healthy fucking guy should know this just by waking up in the morning.\nAND it can cause terrible infections in a vag, my cousin told me to do it to a bitch I hate.
It is possible anyone that says it isn't never had "morning wood" and there is minimal risk if any for the girl; hasn't any of you ever heard of drinking your own urine for survival? Read a fucking book.
URINE IS STERILE. haven't you ever watched bear gryls? google it if you're in doubt, realize you're wrong, the shut the hell up. excrement & urine are in no way similar chemically or biologically. excrement is literally waste that your body cannot digest, and urine is an excess of enzymes, vitamins, and water.
Ok i'd like to clarify. I am a parenting teacher for my local high school and Im here to tell you that you cant have sex unless you're hard and if you're hard you cant pee. Its physically impossible. So all of you that think you've done this before, you must not really know your body or you're doing it wrong.
You are such a clown. You REALLY think urine is sterile to other people?
So...if you say...pissed on a open wound, you don't think that'd cause any problems?
How about just taking a shit on an open wound. That alright to? Just trying to figure exactly how stupid you really are.
7:17, while that seems like it should be true, you are an idiot. Drinking your own urine is safe assuming that you're healthy and do not have any infections. Bear Grylls has done it numerous times too. Go read a fucking book for once, people.
It's possible to piss with a boner.
Urine is sterile, which makes it sterile to everyone
This guy could have taken a piss in her as long as he wasn’t close to climax
It isn’t that impossible
I am a girl and my boyfriend pissed in me while we were having sex, seriously I was wasted but I knew right away. I was so grossed out I first prayed that I would pass out and tried to find a dry patch but when that did not work I pointed out that I could smell piss and that it is not me and that I wsuggest he changes the sheets while I take a shower. He did it...no further discussion. But trust me it happens....and Im no prude but its siff...
To answer your question 6:57 my girlfriend was just as drunk and high as I was, if not more f-ed up considering women are light drinkers and smokers. So these two intoxicants made it possible for me to lie to her telling her it was her cum. She believed it because I said I saw a porno with a girl cumming like pee out of her vagina while she was being banged.
It is possible to piss with a boner, as stated before it requires extra attention and aim. Just becuase YOU can't do it doesn't make it impossible, it could be like the tongue rolling/scrunching thing where only some people can do it.
Urine is sterile to everyone, it would only give an infection if the guy had a UTI
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