it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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