she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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