Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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