So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
After tacos, we're chasing women.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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