I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
