i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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