Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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