Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You were trust falling into bushes
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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