I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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