yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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