It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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