Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
please don't ironically join a cult
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