he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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