You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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