And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
