I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Found the puke drawer
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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