People in love make me want to vomit
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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