I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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