how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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